#NoMoreHashtags

At some point in everyone’s life, I think we’ve got to #putourfootdown on something. For me, that something is the #hashtagEpidemic that’s killing the way we #communicate. In the last few years, the rise of #twitter and the introduction of

Ending The Conspiracy

by AllSeeingEye999 The statistics don’t lie. This blog is taking off like a rocket in the cold, dead vacuum of space, which is to say, the whole thing is being faked by the U.S. government. Let’s look at the evidence. First,

Why I’m Pro-Faceblood and You Should Be, Too

Look around you. The world is full of fashion trends and passing fads, but it’s time we had a serious talk about faceblood, because it looks like it’s here to stay. I first found out about faceblood in 2010 when

Goat wins Animal of the Year Award… again

by Allen James Jury tampering is hardly a rare event in the modern world, but sometimes, it goes too far. Some of you may be aware that this year was, once again, declared the “year of the goat” by the